Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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