He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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