4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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