She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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