yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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