No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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