I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I have aggressive nipples.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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