He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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