So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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