Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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