Jerry, you need to find god
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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