I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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