so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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