He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to sanitize my soul.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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