I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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