Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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