i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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