your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
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Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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