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you win
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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