Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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