could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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