We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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