creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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