But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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