Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I did not marry a roomba.
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