You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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