if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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