Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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