I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize