Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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