Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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