Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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