Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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