Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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