let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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