Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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