Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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