Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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