in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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