If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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