can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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