She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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