He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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