she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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