you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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