You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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