Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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