He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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