i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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