So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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